The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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Nicko 1J soarer
Nicko 1J soarer - پیش 56 دقیقه
Funny guy..to bad hes a shit dad and husband ☻💩👣
Agra Nam
Agra Nam - پیش ساعت
Wow must be awkward for Cuckbert because his bosses want him to please the shitty LGBT community while not offending the people who side with Kevin Hart as well 😂
AngeredFox
AngeredFox - پیش ساعت
This is the sort of insanity that happens right before a nation implodes on itself. Everyone worry about something a celebrity tweeted 10 years ago instead of all the horrible real issues facing us right now.
jams4041
jams4041 - پیش ساعت
He can't move that fast wit dem tight ass pants on. How bout this one "I apologize but if you don't like it Fu@K You".
G94
G94 - پیش ساعت
despicable that you would have someone homophobic on your show! typical hollywood always looking after it's own scum.
ParadigmRabbit
ParadigmRabbit - پیش 2 ساعت
Can we get a campaign going to get an apology to Hart from the media editors behind their adorable writers? Honestly.
ParadigmRabbit
ParadigmRabbit - پیش 2 ساعت
A conversation between Hart and an someone who seems to be made into an Oscar PR temp, on what looks like a talk show, in front of the general public, the radicals, and the media machine.
A comedian’s best ammo is logic. Go Hart.
dicerevo
dicerevo - پیش 2 ساعت
The oscars have a real dilemma. Who do they now have host the oscars? Every comedian has told a joke at some point that has offended someone.
Mutsonjo Cesa
Mutsonjo Cesa - پیش 2 ساعت
Stephen's body language is kinda weird... Or maybe I'm wrong..
Big De
Big De - پیش 3 ساعت
OMG loved it..NO TALK OF OR ABOUT TRUMP! YES
Andrew Altman
Andrew Altman - پیش 3 ساعت
Just give it to Ricky Gervais and stand back.
Vina Poleon
Vina Poleon - پیش 3 ساعت
Why if he said he was over it did you make him go over it again some people just like to push the boat out and act as though no one else’s feelings matter
Nethan Thielen
Nethan Thielen - پیش 4 ساعت
5 years from now he's going to have to apologize for not giving a good enough apology...
Jalen Wilkie
Jalen Wilkie - پیش 4 ساعت
Wtf is this
IMPERIAL THRASHER
IMPERIAL THRASHER - پیش 4 ساعت
Damn Colbert is short af
C C
C C - پیش 5 ساعت
I unsubbed from the late show after this. Should have just kicked him in the nuts and laughed at him well he rolled on the ground in agony.
glen phillips
glen phillips - پیش 5 ساعت
Looks like chris Rock
raciel gonzalez
raciel gonzalez - پیش 5 ساعت
the subtitles haha
MrCerebellum2
MrCerebellum2 - پیش 5 ساعت
He has got to be exhausted talking about this over and over with talk shows.
mugensamurai
mugensamurai - پیش 5 ساعت
Too bad an onion has a core.
Chris M
Chris M - پیش 5 ساعت
I'm fucking triggered!!!!!
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan - پیش 6 ساعت
Nice Kevin. Finally a real person.
ᏟᏞᎪᏚᏚᏆᏟ ᎻᎾᎾᎠᏞᏌᎷ
I just hope he doesn't get prejudged for it. You know it always happen s
2k PLAYA
2k PLAYA - پیش 7 ساعت
Stephen tried to expose his ass😂😂😂😂 but failed
Raesling Undomiel
Raesling Undomiel - پیش 8 ساعت
5:54 for those of us only here for the jokes. Because, I'm over the "scandal," too.
Allirix
Allirix - پیش 9 ساعت
He told me not to go. I still haven't left
CODPOV
CODPOV - پیش 10 ساعت
Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.
Friend: Who?
J0ECRAWF15H
J0ECRAWF15H - پیش 2 ساعت
....You've given me a fantastic tool to use against hyper-masculine idiots. lol thanks.
CODPOV
CODPOV - پیش 10 ساعت
Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop?
He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.
CODPOV
CODPOV - پیش 10 ساعت
Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue?
CODPOV
CODPOV - پیش 10 ساعت
The Hot Dogs taste like Sh*t
off-white
off-white - پیش 10 ساعت
That jacket is incredible
Major ScaLe
Major ScaLe - پیش 10 ساعت
Proof the #LGBTQ" are nothing but Bullies!!!! All they do is attack people and try to take money out their pockets or get them off of TV or radio etc..... Too sensitive
Sketchbook ofhorror
Sketchbook ofhorror - پیش 8 ساعت
This can be said about any group, just because the LGBTQ community has a few fickle members that like drama doesn't define the majority of the LBGTQ community. If one black man lashes out like an animal and beats his wife to near death state is it safe for me to assume all black men are like this? As Aries Spear said "give credit were credit is due", if you have a bunch of irrational people taking advantage of a celebrity then point them out but don't drag others who aren't involved.
dabadadeeda
dabadadeeda - پیش 10 ساعت
Colbert is the worst. I loved the Colbert Report, but he's super douchey now.
Meg A
Meg A - پیش 10 ساعت
Yes Kevin! Colbert needs to chill
Scott Walters
Scott Walters - پیش 10 ساعت
Can we stop beating this dead horse? It’s actually getting annoying. Let the man move on
Jill V
Jill V - پیش 10 ساعت
To say that the picture of Denzel doesn't look like Denzel, but like someone behind Winn Dixie begging for money is a nasty comment...
Scott Brown
Scott Brown - پیش 11 ساعت
If one had no context, this is the most confusing interview ever
Asian_Buddie
Asian_Buddie - پیش 11 ساعت
Is it just me or the title doesn’t make any sense. Just read it and you’ll know what I mean.
Mohammed yahya
Mohammed yahya - پیش 11 ساعت
💐
QUEENDOM
QUEENDOM - پیش 11 ساعت
Did he apologize for cheating on his wife yet? Lol
ProducShuns
ProducShuns - پیش 11 ساعت
I would've loved if that Oscar exchange had gone:
Kevin: "I had some HEAT"
Colbert: "really, what was the heat?"
Kevin: "uhhh, I had some gay jokes"
Zabi Faqiri
Zabi Faqiri - پیش 12 ساعت
Kevin Hart is another failure comedian ...more like a try hard now
BlackHairandSkinCare
BlackHairandSkinCare - پیش 12 ساعت
😂
Rob Vespa
Rob Vespa - پیش 12 ساعت
Why would Kevin Hart host the Oscars to begin with? Not him - I think any comedian would take that gig... i mean that I don't understand why Kevin was considered for the Oscar hosting gig to begin with. Something different? Also, why do the Oscars still exist? They're awful. That is, the awards. Also, unlike some of the other viewers, I don't think Kevin is funny... or would make for a good host. I'd like to be wrong and be surprised, but don't think I would be. I guess it doesn't matter now.
pro fortnite gamer
pro fortnite gamer - پیش 12 ساعت
Once in a life time opatunaty and throw away by sencitive little children
hmoobdaj
hmoobdaj - پیش 12 ساعت
We're in an era where people care way too much about other peoples opinion. Its silly. Put your energy elsewhere.
one two three
one two three - پیش 13 ساعت
cant take a joke. he already apologize yrs ago.. stop acting like you can do whatever the F you want
The Freelancer
The Freelancer - پیش 13 ساعت
Stephen would be a great host to the Oscars. he is as uptight as the actors and directors down there.
Sandy Borrero
Sandy Borrero - پیش 13 ساعت
This makes no sense. He apologized. What's the problem? Everybody loves Kevin and this is so unfair for him
Harpia
Harpia - پیش 8 ساعت
Envy
michael colon
michael colon - پیش 13 ساعت
What’s the purpose of words?
Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️
michael colon
michael colon - پیش 13 ساعت
What’s the purpose of words?
Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️
Jared Gaurano
Jared Gaurano - پیش 14 ساعت
About to see it this Friday. I re-watched Unbreakable and Split last night to get ready for Glass. Pretty excited yet not holding any expectations since reviews are mixed. Fingers crossed!
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli - پیش 14 ساعت
Dont care what Kevin EVER says, Dude is crazy funny and you can NOT help but laugh when you watch anything hes in
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli - پیش 14 ساعت
Thats cuz SJW's wont EVER be happy, Even if you was to be jailed and beaten to a inch of your life EVERYDAY for the rest of your life and lose EVERYTHING. all you money and fame and everything and EVEN THEN they wont say its enough, Thats why I just do NOT fucking care. Ill say what the fuck i want and aint saying sorry for shit
George Hayduke
George Hayduke - پیش 15 ساعت
Eh.
Jupiter MacWillow
Jupiter MacWillow - پیش 15 ساعت
Wish he hadn't apologized in the first place.
Rob Halpin
Rob Halpin - پیش 15 ساعت
What did he say ?
Roman Darius
Roman Darius - پیش 16 ساعت
Hey, Black People, Jewish Controlled Hollywood is trying to force you to accept homosexuality. It is hard to say know when they are offering you all these silver coins, but just keep this in mind: Minister Louis Farrakhan is correct about them. (Stephen Colbert has received more than his fair share of coins)
OG Deadeye
OG Deadeye - پیش 16 ساعت
‘Say what we say or we will make you regret it’. That’s what PC culture has become now. They had another word for that in the 1930’s though, fascism.
EvilMIST
EvilMIST - پیش 16 ساعت
Was a great gay joke for sure. Loved it.
Zane Thurman
Zane Thurman - پیش 16 ساعت
Poor Kevin being forced to apologize over and over again. Gave a great answer to Stephen.
kardentyrell
kardentyrell - پیش 16 ساعت
Bill Burr hosting the oscars, I want to see that.
Cracker Jack
Cracker Jack - پیش 16 ساعت
Why would he apologize for something that doesn't matter or was never an issue?
Ben Dover
Ben Dover - پیش 16 ساعت
Damn Faggs
Logan Lion
Logan Lion - پیش 16 ساعت
That was good
Jimmy Logan
Jimmy Logan - پیش 16 ساعت
Give this man an Oscar 😂😂
Nathan Harkins
Nathan Harkins - پیش 16 ساعت
As long as it’s not Jimmy Kimmel, I’m okay…
John Perkins
John Perkins - پیش 16 ساعت
His theme music walking in sounded an awful lot like Martin’s theme music.
Max Jerry Horowitz
Max Jerry Horowitz - پیش 17 ساعت
Give them a little fame and fortune and they become homophobic racists.
Gavin Ramjaun
Gavin Ramjaun - پیش 17 ساعت
Kevin Hart would be phenom. He's paid his dues now...
Leon Phelps
Leon Phelps - پیش 17 ساعت
We're living in a society where if you're a man and you don't wanna have sex with another man then you're HOMOPHOBIC AND SHOULD LOSE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WORKED FOR...... the gays are like a scrawny kid who hates Bullies because he was bullied but then hit the gym gain some muscles and now he's bullying any and everyone who doesn't share the same views....
Donald Trump
Donald Trump - پیش 17 ساعت
I knew it from very beginning that the moment that #LGBT community will get power they will bully people.
Adam Hellyer
Adam Hellyer - پیش 18 ساعت
Love Kevin. Good attitude
IsaacS2010
IsaacS2010 - پیش 18 ساعت
Much respect to Kevin for how he handled this. Colbert pressed him a little too far as far as I am concerned. Kevin was class right here.
Jimmy Sivu
Jimmy Sivu - پیش 18 ساعت
Stephen Colbert is not a nice guy
James Filloramo
James Filloramo - پیش 18 ساعت
How about actually apologizing for your homophobia instead of beating around the bush and playing the victim for losing a job? He can be over it if he wants but I hope that it continues to linger over his career. He never apologized, he complained about apologizing
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu - پیش 18 ساعت
Was it cringy?
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu - پیش 18 ساعت
Why's Kevin Hart's not Ant man?
Giles alakija
Giles alakija - پیش 18 ساعت
🤣😎👊🏽
Kyle F
Kyle F - پیش 19 ساعت
It's Meryl not "Merle", Kevin.
khaled s
khaled s - پیش 19 ساعت
The same way you have the right to be gay, I have the right to hate your guts. I won't follow you down the street and stab your heart out just because you're gay, you will find your punishment ahead of you in the judgment day, with that being said i will not let you shove your bull shit and mental illness down my throat. And that's that.
Steven Uzoukwu
Steven Uzoukwu - پیش 19 ساعت
The Oscars missed out on one hell of a host/performance from Kev. Good job guys, wont watch it anyways lol
javier gonzalez
javier gonzalez - پیش 19 ساعت
Surprised nobody was offended by the "some guy asking for spare changes" joke Colbert told
Google User
Google User - پیش 19 ساعت
OMG HE APOLOGIZE!!!!!!
Clayton Humphrey
Clayton Humphrey - پیش 20 ساعت
I’m gay. I support Kevin Hart, and I think his stance is mature and is what America needs in these overly sensitive times.
100Moral
100Moral - پیش 20 ساعت
the oscares are full of Homosexual trigered people? i dont get it o.0
tracy gilson
tracy gilson - پیش 20 ساعت
Geez Stephen..... what’s happened to you?
Anthony Seward
Anthony Seward - پیش 20 ساعت
They did not just bite off of Martin's opening theme song to replace it with Kevin's name... wow
Zeeshan Aftab
Zeeshan Aftab - پیش 20 ساعت
if only actions were taken on more serious issues... America, Seriously? 😂
Dionne Townsend
Dionne Townsend - پیش 21 ساعت
Love Kevin
Bailey Bailey
Bailey Bailey - پیش 21 ساعت
Now a days folks are so sensitive and soft, you cant even have an opinion or even a thought that you can express without offending someones feelings. whatever happened to the good old days where I can just express myself say what I need to say and move on and folks wasn't so sensitive and soft this is why this world's going to hell in a handbag everybody wants to be right everybody wants to be politically correct everybody wants their opinions heard and no one wants their feelings hurt and everybody wants their life to be fair everybody wants the world to be fair everybody wants things to be equal and balanced the trying to create this Utopia but the shoetopia is f****** chaos and murderous I'm dangerous no hope.
Carri's 3RingCircus
Carri's 3RingCircus - پیش 21 ساعت
Saw the Up Side this Weekend.. 2 thumbs up🖒👍Perfection.. Js
John Smith
John Smith - پیش 21 ساعت
If you're not Kevin Hart, you can say: "It was 10 years ago, let it go" or "He apologised for it already hundreds of times, so that's enough" or "Leave Kevin alone, he's a human being" and anything else.
If you are Kevin Hart, you can't say: "I apologised for it already" or "I'm done apologising" or "It was 10 years ago and I have apologised already" or "How many times do I have apologise" or
"OK I'm sorry, happy now?" or "I am sorry for the homophobic comments I made in the past. I was wrong to have said those things, and they do not reflect my values now. Thank you for hearing my final apology that I am making about the homophobic comments I made 10 years ago."
Get my drift?
Mattia J
Mattia J - پیش 21 ساعت
Dat Patek though...
astone1100
astone1100 - پیش 22 ساعت
The whole gay thing is gone too far. It used to be do ur business in the bedroom. Whatever. Now its in our face. Men in drag. Its like wait this is not normal bx
matt darbyshire
matt darbyshire - پیش 22 ساعت
Why hasn't colbert being attacked for comparing denzel as a homeless man begging for change behind a winn dixie? That's RACIST
matt darbyshire
matt darbyshire - پیش 22 ساعت
He should apologize for being the worlds tallest midget
ZR1 LT5 Chris
ZR1 LT5 Chris - پیش 22 ساعت
Happy I don’t have to give a shit what the LGBTQ or whatever initials they are or have added thinks.
Jake Smith
Jake Smith - پیش 23 ساعت
Good on Kevin, man
Z Terke
Z Terke - پیش 23 ساعت
"am ovet it"
Maddy D
Maddy D - پیش روز
Used to love Kevin until he showed how much of a garbage person he is. After cheating on his wife he basically said it's hard being famous and that's why he cheated. Then he says he apologized for jokes and tweets, which nobody can find. He could have actually apologized and become an ally but he hasn't. Now he's playing the victim of his own action/inaction.
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