Simone Giertz
Simone Giertz
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  • عضویت از 2013 15 مارس
Maker/robotics enthusiast/non-engineer. Have become somewhat of an expert in shitty robots.
Swedish but sound American just to confuse you.
Want to send me something? All poop-free packages go here:
60 29th St.
Suite #217
San Francisco,
CA 94110

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We made a PEZ tampon dispenser
We made a PEZ tampon dispenser
پیش ماه
Thanks Laura Kampf for helping make all our tampon dispensing dreams come true! If you're into well-shot videos of well-built things, you should check out her ...
I made some pretty ugly desks
I made some pretty ugly desks
پیش ماه
Yay! The project you didn't know you were not waiting for! Below average-looking desks with no legs. SPONSORED BY LUMERIT. Thanks Lumerit! Get started ...
Sneak Peek of My New Workshop 🔧✨
Sneak Peek of My New Workshop 🔧✨
پیش 2 ماه
If you go to www.audible.com/simone or text simone to 500500, you can get a free 30-day trial and one free audiobook. I HAVE A WORKSHOP! What an ...
Back from brain surgery
Back from brain surgery
پیش 3 ماه
I had a brain tumor. Then I had some brain surgery. Then I made a video about it. I've missed you. Thank you for being here, and for all of your nice messages, ...
Going in to brain surgery
Going in to brain surgery
پیش 4 ماه
We'll post an update on Instagram and Twitter as soon as we know how it went. Thank you for all the love and support, you're the best. PATREON: ...
[BEHIND THE SCENES] I gave a TED Talk
[BEHIND THE SCENES] I gave a TED Talk
پیش 5 ماه
HERE'S THE TALK: irvideo.net/c0bsKc4tiuY-%D9%81%DB%8C%D9%84%D9%85-%D9%87%D8%A7%DB%8C.html I said a lot more than just my name. Plus there's a great photo of me as a teenager so ...
I have a brain tumor.
I have a brain tumor.
پیش 5 ماه
Curve ball from life! Everything still feels pretty surreal, but I'm getting through it. Queue jokes about shitty brain surgery robots. places where I post stuff ...
I built a Westworld robot and it's HORRIFIC
I built a Westworld robot and it's HORRIFIC
پیش 6 ماه
HBO asked if I wanted to do a #sponsored #Westworld video and I was like #sure. And did I use it as an excuse to audition to get on the show? #youbet. I built an ...
What if you could have things orbit around your head?
What if you could have things orbit around your head?
پیش 6 ماه
I'm a millennial. I want things to revolve around me. So I made this machine that puts things into orbit around my head. It's a fairly terrible project, and an even ...
I HUNTED A ROBOT (and ate it)
I HUNTED A ROBOT (and ate it)
پیش 7 ماه
I got to go robot hunting! Because what else are you going to do if you're vegetarian and ferocious. This episode was just a special project, and we unfortunately ...
Playing electric shock games with Adam Savage
Playing electric shock games with Adam Savage
پیش 7 ماه
Hey thanks everybody who pointed out that Tom Scott has a project called The Technical Difficulties! I had no idea and in no way meant to impose on somebody ...
TURNING A CAR INTO A COMPUTER MOUSE
TURNING A CAR INTO A COMPUTER MOUSE
پیش 8 ماه
Terrible inventors unite! You would think we'd build a shitty robot together, but instead we turned my car into a computer mouse. Just to keep you on your toes.
I built a hammering machine that destroys everything
I built a hammering machine that destroys everything
پیش 8 ماه
And with everything I mean my career. And yes, I use the term "robot" very freely. In the same way I use "you look great" very freely. Go watch Good Mythical ...
Rating Really Terrible Inventions
Rating Really Terrible Inventions
پیش 9 ماه
THANKS EVERYBODY WHO SENT VIDEOS OF THEIR INVENTIONS! It was a shitty blast. I mean that in a good way. And thanks to Squarespace for sponsoring ...
I made 2000 ugly holiday cards with a $100k robot arm
I made 2000 ugly holiday cards with a $100k robot arm
پیش 10 ماه
Or 1890 holiday cards, to be exact. Come join the livestream December 8th 11AM PST! Here's the link: ...
I just bought the most ridiculous car
I just bought the most ridiculous car
پیش 10 ماه
I'M OBSESSED WITH MY ELECTRIC COMUTA CAR. All I want is to work on her. I didn't know I liked cars. Nobody has told me that I like cars. But I think I might ...
Why I'm selling my houseboat
Why I'm selling my houseboat
پیش 11 ماه
BYE ALFRED! This really feels like an end of an era, and hopefully the beginning of the same era for somebody else. places where I post stuff PATREON: ...
I made a robot that serves me soup
I made a robot that serves me soup
پیش 11 ماه
I hate pumpkin soup, and I thought it might get better if a robot served it to me. It didn't. And thanks Google for this paid partnership! Here's some hashtags for ...
A drone that carries babies
A drone that carries babies
پیش سال
PARENTS! Stop carrying your children. We have drones to do that now. Want more shitty parenting? Check out Useless Duck Company's baby feeder: ...
Opening 2.5 months of packages
Opening 2.5 months of packages
پیش سال
THANKS EVERYBODY WHO SENT ME STUFF! It makes everyday feel like my birthday. Here's the address to my PO box: 60 29th St # 217 San Francisco, CA ...
My last day of filming the TV show
My last day of filming the TV show
پیش سال
We're finally done filming Manick for TV6! It'll unfortunately only air in Sweden, but now you at least know what I've been up to for these two months. Thanks to ...
I made a portable mattress so that I can nap always
I made a portable mattress so that I can nap always
پیش سال
I made a portable mattress and it's magnificent. places where I post stuff PATREON: www.patreon.com/simonegiertz TWITTER: ...
I rate my own inventions
I rate my own inventions
پیش سال
PleaseRateMyInventionSimone OK LET'S DO THIS WHO'S IN, I'M IN, BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE. So much caps. Too much caps? NEVER. PLACES WHERE I ...
OMG THERE'S A CHANNEL TRAILER
OMG THERE'S A CHANNEL TRAILER
پیش سال
SO HANDY! If you're here for the first time: hi. I like your shirt. I bet your shirt would like me too if it just got to meet me. Wait did we get off to a weird start? At least ...
I got a manicure from a robot
I got a manicure from a robot
پیش سال
I had a robot do my nail polish because I'm DISAPPOINTED that it's 2017 and I still have to DO THAT STUFF MYSELF. C'mon technology catch up. OTHER ...
I got to be weightless for 7.5 minutes
I got to be weightless for 7.5 minutes
پیش سال
Thanks Google's Making & Science Team for making this happen. I'm sorry I used your budget for terribly unreasonable things #sciencegoals THANKS TO ...
LIVE STREAM: opening packages at the office
LIVE STREAM: opening packages at the office
پیش سال
HEY thanks for watching! And thanks to all the people who sent me packages! It's feeding my darkest, most materialistic sides. If you want to send me stuff: 60 ...
I locked myself in my bathroom for 48 hours
I locked myself in my bathroom for 48 hours
پیش سال
I'm taking a break from shitty robots, not because I don't love them with all of my shriveled heart, but because I REALLY WANT TO GO TO SPACE!
I made my own astronaut training program
I made my own astronaut training program
پیش سال
I'm taking a break from shitty robots, not because I don't love them with all of my shriveled heart, but because I REALLY WANT TO GO TO SPACE!
I made a shitty claw machine
I made a shitty claw machine
پیش سال
And it was shitty for all the wrong reasons. Fuck it. I managed to behead a tiny chocolate duck at least so that's something. Dianna's video where I solve ...
Reading comments with Physics Girl and getting zapped in the face
Reading comments with Physics Girl and getting zapped in the face
پیش سال
Dianna's video where I solve physics riddles: irvideo.net/qplG78Guaa4-%D9%81%DB%8C%D9%84%D9%85-%D9%87%D8%A7%DB%8C.html Dianna's channel: ...
CHOPPING VEGETABLES WITH 8-FOOT-LONG KNIVES
CHOPPING VEGETABLES WITH 8-FOOT-LONG KNIVES
پیش سال
OMG THANK YOU MEGABOTS YOU ARE THE BEST. I can't believe I got to do that. Every girl's dream. CHECK OUT MEGABOTS' VIDEO: ...
A robot that serves beer for you
A robot that serves beer for you
پیش سال
I made a beer robot. Do it, it'll be fun, the dark parts of my brain said. My whole house now REEKS of beer. I reek of beer. I'm not sure it's ever going to wash out.
A machine that blows your nose for you
A machine that blows your nose for you
پیش سال
What the fuck do I know. Maybe blowing noses is something people have struggle with?? There's a problem for every solution. Don't follow your dreams, follow ...
Why my sponsors are leaving
Why my sponsors are leaving
پیش سال
Clickbait much. But hey, it's true. My life is clickbait I guess. SUPPORT ME ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/simonegiertz Goldieblox's IRvideo channel: ...
My Favorite Tools
My Favorite Tools
پیش سال
CONTAINS ABSOLUTELY ZERO SPONSORED MESSAGES FROM TOOL COMPANIES. All out of free, unpaid will. Believe it or not. Don't follow your dreams, ...
I made a butt wiping machine
I made a butt wiping machine
پیش سال
Yes. It happened. Is this the ultimate shitty robot? I'm not sure. But it's something alright. Marcos' fundraiser for getting supplies to Standing Rock: ...
The Pussy Grabs Back Machine
The Pussy Grabs Back Machine
پیش سال
Donal Trump - The Pussy Grabs Back OMG OMG OMG have so many people to thank for helping me make this video! Laura Kampf for building the Pussy Grabs ...
Things I've built that aren't shitty robots
Things I've built that aren't shitty robots
پیش 2 سال
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR OCCASIONALLY VENTURING INTO NON-SHITTY LAND TWITTER: twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: ...
A year ago since I built my first shitty robot
A year ago since I built my first shitty robot
پیش 2 سال
TWITTER: twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/simonegiertz/ MUSIC ...
I WAS AT COMIC-CON + other stuff you don't need to know
I WAS AT COMIC-CON + other stuff you don't need to know
پیش 2 سال
I was at Comic-Con to film for Tested and got a bunch of random stuff from there. I also talk about placentas. You better not miss this. PHYSICS GIRL: ...
I made a robot to help you DEAL WITH IT
I made a robot to help you DEAL WITH IT
پیش 2 سال
I put a robot arm on my head because... reasons. Heaps of them. Plus huge thanks to Stuart McConnel for making me the remote control robot arm. PS.
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE: When I was on a Chinese sitcom
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE: When I was on a Chinese sitcom
پیش 2 سال
When I was 16 I moved to Hefei, China for a year and was on an episode of the Chinese sitcom Wo Ai Fan Mi Li. It was a total fricking trainwreck. TWITTER: ...
How to cut your hair using a drone
How to cut your hair using a drone
پیش 2 سال
I hung out with Samy Kamkar in Los Angeles and put a pair of automated scissors on a drone to see if it could cut some hair. Samy's channel: ...
I gave my iPhone arms || SHITTY ROBOTS
I gave my iPhone arms || SHITTY ROBOTS
پیش 2 سال
I built an iPhone case with arms using servo motors, a battery pack and a life supply of Sugru. I might have had a reason to build it. Can't have been a very good ...
When I spat on myself || Lie detector Q&A
When I spat on myself || Lie detector Q&A
پیش 2 سال
I got together with (also) Swedish IRvideor Clara Henry (irvideo.net/u/tahultsbarn) to ask the big questions in life. Clara's video: ...
Asking an astronaut inappropriate questions
Asking an astronaut inappropriate questions
پیش 2 سال
I got to talk to Canada's next astronaut in Space, David Saint-Jacques about.... stuff Filmed at the Canadian Space and Aviation Museum in Ottawa. TWITTER: ...
My Robot Morning Routine
My Robot Morning Routine
پیش 2 سال
TWITTER: twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: facebook.com/simonegiertz/ INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/simonegiertz/ MUSIC ...
I built a hair washing robot
I built a hair washing robot
پیش 2 سال
I made a robot to wash my hair. It's built using two Hitec servo motors, Actobotics from Servocity, an Arduino UNO and a 6V battery pack. Good times. TWITTER: ...
Why do you get holes in socks? || Q&A
Why do you get holes in socks? || Q&A
پیش 2 سال
Answering your questions from Twitter and trying to have lunch with a TENS unit attached to my arm. TWITTER: twitter.com/simonegiertz FACEBOOK: ...